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November 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

50 Funny Tweets About the Election

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  1. Y’all remember when Florida scared the shit out of us a couple hours ago? #election2012#Forward – @HeyItsHigbe ( Tweet it!)
  2. Legal weed AND a sexy president for a 2nd term? Good day! Everyone be happy regardless of your political views and smoke a bowl… legally. – Facebook User
  3. Mitt Romney is probably listening to drake right now. – @ItsRealTed (Tweet it)
  4. Maybe the Mayans were right… – Facebook User
  5. That’s what happens when you fuck with Sesame Street. –@adamlevine (Tweet it)
  6. The crowd at Romney HQ looks like every white person who won’t accept that Styx broke up. –@PattonOswalt (Tweet it)
  7. Really, someone needs to lock up Trump’s thumbs. –@awwkitten (Tweet it)
  8. Someone go wake up Joe Biden and tell him he won! –@shmeggt (Tweet it)
  9. I swear I’m not trying to be racist but all my facebook friends that are white is pissed and all my black friends are celebrating.. What the hell LOL – Facebook User
  10. Threatening to leave a country after a person is elected president that you voted against is like finding out that one-third of your girlfriend is ugly and deciding to cheat on her. – Facebook User
  11. I assume Obama supporters will be partying all night since they don’t have a job to be at tomorrow morning. -@DannyTosh (Tweet it)
  12. i will bring the red states and blue states 2gether 2 make purple – @PrinceTWeets2u (Tweet it)
  13. Romney doesn’t have a “conceding speech” he only wrote a victory speech… -@Love_Jhour (Tweet it)
  14. Me and my uterus are sleeping well(er) tonight. –@Veronica003 (Tweet it)
  15. Obama is totally getting laid tonight.#GetItMichelle –@womenshumor (Tweet it)
  16. Obama should start his acceptance speech with “Allow me to re-introduce myself”. –@kempsaidwhat (Tweet it)
  17. “and now a word from our president… damn it feels good to be a gangsta” – @omgitsemmalee (Tweet it)
  18. My fellow Republicans: We can now stop pretending that we like Mitt Romney. Hallelujah. -@GovChristieNJ (Tweet it)
  19. How pissed do you think Paul Ryan was when his own state didn’t vote for him but elected the first openly gay senator in US history? –@mrider11 (Tweet it)
  20. it seems Obama has already turned the job problem around because all of my friends are now political analysts 🙂 -@ThePilotSun (Tweet it)
  21. The great thing about being a Libertarian is that your expectations for winning are already REALLY low. Next time, Gary. Next time. #worthit – Facebook User
  22. the fact that #2termz is trending shows what is WRONG with America. Yes, Obama is serving a 2nd term. NO, he is NOT 2chainz. not even close. –@itskathryndunn (Tweet it)
  23. Donald Trump is Snookie in a suit. –@mixedgirlbarbie (Tweet it)
  24. SHOCKER OF THE NIGHT: Mitt Romney Helps American Man Keep His Job. –@ApocolypseHow (Tweet it)
  25. Give Mitt Romney some time. He’s having a hard time admitting that there’s something that he can’t buy. –@LolGOP (Tweet it)
  26. I think I speak on behalf of all Canadians when I say we’re happy Donald Trump lost the election. –@unmarketing (Tweet it)
  27. Does this mean I don’t get a sister wife?  –@jennyandteets (Tweet it)
  28. The Americans were right. Once you go black, you don’t go back.-@TommyWee (Tweet it)
  29. Congratulations! You showed that proving you’re not racist is more important than proving you’re not retarded. –@Thefunnyracist (Tweet it)
  30. For everyone in Utah who is super pissed off right now- good news! Anti-depressants are covered under obamacare! -@itaintrightjimi (Tweet it)
  31. Obama is probably like “Romney, I don’t know how you can hate from outside the White House when you can’t even get in! –@beibergomeztour (Tweet it)
  32. Somewhere, Clint Eastwood is still yelling at that chair. –@BuzzFeedAndrew (Tweet it)
  33. On another note, just got tickets for Aspen. -Facebook User
  34. Hey Romney, on a scale of cracker to pretzel, how salty are you? –@Iamtimmy (Tweet it)
  35. I got 99 problems, but a Mitt ain’t one. –@loouisebishop (Tweet it)
  36. Too bad Romney doesn’t have binders full of concession speeches. –@kenthinks (Tweet it)
  37. So, with 80.8 percent of precincts reporting, I’m going to go ahead and call San Francisco for Barack Obama. Close one. Roseanne did well. –@mat
  38. CNN – “I don’t want to be mean to Romney, but a close second is STILL second.” –@cc_chapman (Tweet it)
  39. Hey Big Bird, it’s safe, you can come out now! – @mommyniri (Tweet it)
  40. We knew Romney didn’t believe in science, but now he doesn’t believe in math either? Loser. –@nystoopmama (Tweet it)
  41. Wanna see what sadness looks like? Turn on Fox News. –@ThePresObama (Tweet it)
  42. Elmo have a job! Elmo hired! –@FireMeElmo (Tweet it)
  43. Congrats to @Twitter for staying up all night!#NoFailWhale #Election2012 –@buzzedition (Tweet it)
  44. Turns out the spoiled rich kid is a sore loser. Who knew. –@rhh (Tweet it)
  45. Call it “morbid” –but watching this situation unfold through Fox News’ “fair & balanced” reporting is hilarious. Delirious, but Hilarious. –@ixdiego
  46. Romney traded up the state of Ohio for the state of denial *BA-DUM-KSSH* –@oatmeal (Tweet it)
  47. It’d be awesome if Romney released his tax returns tomorrow –@peterrojas (Tweet it)
  48. Big Bird just called Gov. Romney to let him know that his concession speech tonight will be brought to us by the letter L. –@mjtbaum (Tweet it)
  49. Barack Obama to Mitt Romney: I just beat you, and this is crazy, but this election is over, so call me maybe?” –@whoiswillo (Tweet it)
  50. If you are drinking heavily tonight post-election just walk away from Twitter. And I’m looking at you @RealDonaldTrump. –@alli (Tweet it)

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