These are too funny, how many can you relate to?
What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas
If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Texas;
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;
If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas;
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80, and everybody’s passing you, you may live in Texas;
If you find 60 degrees ‘a little chilly,’ you may live in Brownsville, Texas;
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely have lived in Texas.
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